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Secret Hitler Message

Posted by sasukeiscool Jul. 18, 2007 @ 5:23 PM EDT

This information, while valuable, totally contradicts much of what we know about elephants or playing cards. Hitler also took over some country that nobody cares about called Czechoslovakia. The message Hitler relayed to the Czechs went like this:

NARRATOR: In the year 1939, lebensraum was the beginning.

CAPTAIN: What happen?

OPERATOR: Somebody set up us the telegram.

OPERATOR 2: We get signal.

CAPTAIN: What!

OPERATOR 2: Mainscreen turn on!

CAPTAIN: It's you!

HITLER: How are you, Czech infidels of the great Satan?

HITLER: All your country are belong to us.

CAPTAIN: What you say!!

HITLER: You are on way to becoming part of an anti-Semitic country.

HITLER: You have no chance to survive, make your time.

HITLER: Ha-ha-ha!

CAPTAIN: Crap.

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